HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY？

FREDDIE

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer & food

不同的人有不同的理解

说出你的想法。。。呵呵

[ 本帖最后由 yb1201 于 2008-10-4 00:53 编辑 ]

It's hopeless. A woman always has all kinds of excuses to ride over you. She has the gift of being importunate. When she needs right, she is a feminist; when she needs to avoid responsibility, she'll remeber "hey dude you are a man and you are supposed to take all the sh*t"; and when she has nothing legit to defend herself, she'll notice your tone is more or less not perfectly gentle. She thinks being a woman she has every right not to be rational and logical and it's a crime of you to bring out the facts and reasons. A mate of mine said once: God created women to challenge us; it's a game that you'll never win!

原帖由 西风夜尽霜满头 于 2008-10-4 02:00 发表
It's hopeless. A woman always has all kinds of excuses to ride over you. She has the gift of being importunate. When she needs right, she is a feminist; when she needs to avoid responsibility, she'll  ...

Good comment

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer & food
这感觉就是配种站的饲养方式阿。
男人也是人啊，没那么容易的。

原帖由 西风夜尽霜满头 于 2008-10-4 02:00 发表
It's hopeless. A woman always has all kinds of excuses to ride over you. She has the gift of being importunate. When she needs right, she is a feminist; when she needs to avoid responsibility, she'll  ...

英语很好
鉴定完毕。

可以集以上多条作用为一身的男人 我预定了 哈哈

哈哈，还有没有其它观点的啊，我室友的观点确实让我SHOCK啦。。。先不说。。。

西风的COMMENTS 确对有代表性！

完毕

原帖由 西风夜尽霜满头 于 2008-10-4 02:00 发表
It's hopeless. A woman always has all kinds of excuses to ride over you. She has the gift of being importunate. When she needs right, she is a feminist; when she needs to avoid responsibility, she'll  ...

i dun think so man... when u got her body, u WIN... hahaaa.. just joking.. dun take it seriously...

you can never make a women happy{tjl}